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1. God - Beta, mannat maang.
 
Man - Please mujhe phir se unmarried kara do.
 
God - Beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" nahi !
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2. There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened !
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3. Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai,
Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -
Swami Dukhiya Nandji.
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4. Wives are magicians.
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They can change anything into an argument
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5. Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women don't have a wife!




 
 
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