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What was the thought - Being Sexy???

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If being sexy is a crime arrest me, is what this guys T-Shirt Reads, wonder even if he knows what it implies...

If you need me

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Shaam ka Andhera Kuch Ab Talak Baki hai

Shaam ka Andhera Kuch Ab Talak Baki hai Yaad Mit Gayi Teri Par Ehsaas Abhi Baki Hai Yoon To Muddato Se Hum Bhool Gaye Hain Tujhe Phir Bhi Dhundli Si Koi Yaad Abhi Baki Hai


Zara socho phir se ek nazar dekh kar tum Kahin kisi shaam ki koi faryaad abhi baki hai Yoon to hans ke jheela har sitam zalim ka magar Judayi ke aansuon ka dard sehna abhi baki hai


Woh to madhoshi mein thay ehsaas na kar sake kuch bhi Hame hosh mein madhosh hona abhi baki hai Kaise kahen kya zulm hue hain us peh... Yeh to aaghaaz tha... kuch anjaam abhi baki hai

Meri Dunya Mein Beshak Andhera Rahy

Meri Dunya Mein Beshak Andhera Rahy Tere Lab Pe Hansi Ka Basera Rahy


Phool Khiltey Rahen Tere Charon Taraf Teri her Simt khushbu Ka Dera Rahy


Zindagi Mein Teri Shaam Aaye Nahi Ek Chamakta Damakta Sawera Rahy


TU Mere Sang ho Ye Zaruri Nahi TU Jahan B Rahy SIRF MERA Rahy.

dukh dard ki saugat hai dunya teri kya hai

dukh dard ki saugat hai dunya teri kya hai ashkon se bhari rat hai dunya teri kya hai


kuch log yahan nur-e-sahar dhundh rahe hain tarik si ik rat hai dunya teri kya hai


paband-e-mashiyat hai tanaffus bhi nazar bhi ik jazya-e-lamhat hai dunya teri kya hai


taqdir k chehre ki shikan dekh raha hun aina-e-halat hai dunya teri kya hai


majruh-e-taqaddus hai taqaddus ki haqiqat rudad-e-kharabat hai dunya teri kya hai


"Sagar" mein chalkate hain samawat k israr saqi ki karamt hai dunya teri kya hai

Getting Recruited and being an Employee

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One day while walking down the street a highly successful
Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself..

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

Major Electricity Cut off

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Major Electricity Cut off as depicted by my sis

Please see reason below:

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Tum Mohabbat Bhi Mousam Ki Tarah Nibhatay Ho - Aas

Tum Mohabbat Bhi Mousam Ki Tarah Nibhatay Ho Kabhi Barastay Ho Kabhi Ak Boond Ko Tarsatay Ho


Pal Main Kehtay Ho Zamanay Main Faqat Teray Hain Pal Main Izhaar -e- Mohabbat Say Mukar Jatay Ho


Bhari Mehfil Main Dushmano Ki Tarah Miltay Ho Or Duaon Main Mera Naam Liye Jatay Ho


Dayaar -e- Ghair Main Mujh Ko Talash Kartay Ho Milon Tu Pass Say Chup Chaap Guzar Jatay Ho


Laakh Mousam Ki Tarah Rang Badaltay Raho Aaj Bhi Toot Kay Shiddat Say Humay Chahatay Ho

Meri mohabbat ki koi misaal nahi hai - Aas

Meri mohabbat ki koi misaal nahi hai Main kesy keh doun ke tu meri jaan nahi hai Main giraftaar houn teri mohabbat mein lekin Ek ye bhi sach hai tu hi mera imaan hai
Main tumko padhta houn tumko poojta houn Har chehra tujh jaisa aaina nahi hai


Ae dil tu mujhe apne aaghosh mein le le

Meri to khud apni koi pahchan nahi hai


Tu jaan bhi maange to hans ke tujhe de doun Irfan mujhe ab jeene ka koi imkaan nahi hai

Na jaane Dhoondte ho kia Meri veeran aankhon main

Na jaane Dhoondte ho kia Meri veeran aankhon main chupa rakhe hain Hum ne to kayi toofan aankho me.


kahan wo shokhiyaan pehle si. ab kuch bhi nahi baqi. Chaley Aaye ho Tum kiya khojne be-jaan aankhon main.


kisi ka hath le kar haat main jub wo miley Hum se. to kaise toot k bikhra tha mera maan aankho me.


na samjho chup hain Hum to us se koi shikwa nahi. Hum apne dard ki rakhte nahi pehchaan aankhon mein.

Meri aankhon mein umadd aaya hai dariya dil ka

Meri aankhon mein umadd aaya hai dariya dil ka
Phir kaheen toot gayaa ho na kinaara dil ka


Bas mohabbat se riwaayat hai kahaani dil ki Chaar harfon se ibaarat hai fasaana dil ka


Us ne daali he nahi bheek nazar ki or main Liye aankhon mein reh gayaa kaasa dil ka


Saans rukti hai to phir jaan ka khayaal aata hai Dil dharakta hai to lag jaata hai dharkaa dil ka


Isi koshish mein bohat umar ganwaa di maine Phir bhi poora na huwaa mujh se khasaara dil ka


Meri payaab tamannaain bataati hain mujhay Sookh jaaiy ga koi roz mein dariyaa dil ka


Badli badli si sadaa deti hai dharkan dil ki Hijr mein or he ho jaata hai lehjaa dil ka


Kiyoon na aiy dost abhi tark-a-mohabbat kar lein Is se pehlay ke badal jaaiy iraada dil ka


Fikr-a-duniya mein mere dil ko bhullanay waalay Teri duniya se zayaada hai asaasa dil ka


Ishq kaatay ga abhi or chataanein Sono Aqal dekhay gi abhi or tamaasha dil ka

Dil Dharakny Ka Sabab Yaad Aaya

Dil Dharakny Ka Sabab Yaad Aaya Wo Teri Yaad Thee Ab Yaad Aaya


Din Guzara Tha Bari Mushkil Say Phir Tera Wada-E-Shab Yaad Aaya


Tera Bhoola Howa Peman-E-Wafa Mar jain Gy Agar Ab Yaad Aaya


Hal-E-Dil Hum Bhi Sunaty Lakin Jab Wo Rukhsat Howa Tab Yaad Aaya


Beath Kr Saya-E-Gul Mein Nasir Hum Buhat Roay Wo Jab Yaad Aaya...

SMS Limit enhanced to 20 a day with immediate effect

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SMS Limit enhanced to 20 a day with immediate effect

Finally they thought that five is probably too less

Read more from NDTV


Sitam hi karna Jafa hi karna

Sitam hi karna Jafa hi karna


Nigaah-e-lutf kabhi na karna


Tumhein Qasam hai Hamaare Sar ki


Hamare Haq mai Kami na karna


Kahan ka Aana kahan ka Jana


Wo jante hi nahi ye Rasmein


Wahan hai Waade ki bhi ye Surat


Kabhi to karna kabhi na karna


Hamari Mayyat pe Tum jo aana


To chaar Aansu baha ke jana


Zara Rahe Paas-e-Aabru bhi


Kahin Hamari Hansi na karna


Wo ek Hamara Tarq-e-Ulfat k


Dushmanon se bhi mil ke chalna


Ye ek Shewa Tera Sitamgar k


Dost se Dosti na karna

ATM Cards

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About ATM Cards
I dont know whether this is true or just another post, yet I've grabbed it from FB and am posting it here for maybe just those bad times


The fastest Tata Nano

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The fastest Tata Nano

Chinese Whisper - A Game?

Chinese whisper a well known term to most of us, a big issue in communication at times as well, Chinese whisper in wikipedia is defined as :


Chinese whispers is one name for a game played around the world, in which one person whispers a message to another, which is passed through a line of people until the last player announces the message to the entire group. Errors typically accumulate in the retellings, so the statement announced by the last player differs significantly, and often amusingly, from the one uttered by the first. Some players also deliberately alter what is being said in order to guarantee a changed message by the end of it. The game is often played by children as a party game or in the playground. It is often invoked as a metaphor for cumulative error, especially the inaccuracies as rumours or gossip spread, or, more generally, for the unreliability of human recollection. The game is also known as telephonegrapevinebroken telephonewhisper down the laneகிசு கிசு …

Communication

Communication a very well versed term but often misplaced and misunderstood under various spheres of life owing to several reasons including circumstances, first of all we need to be clear on what exactly is communication, as cited from Wikipedia

Communication is the exchange of thoughts, messages, or information, as by speech, visuals, signals, writing, or behavior.

Derived from the Latin word "communis", meaning to share. Communication requires a sender, a message, and a recipient, although the receiver need not be present or aware of the sender's intent to communicate at the time of communication; thus communication can occur across vast distances in time and space. Communication requires that the communicating parties share an area of communicative commonality. The communication process is complete once the receiver has understood the message of the sender.


However mostly, not applicable to all, but as I have experienced and seen, many a times it is a one way process,…

The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!

A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself...

"Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?" One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, …

Thanks BIL - 22-Aug-2012

As i have returned from my home town and knowingly misinterpretation of blogs has created additional differences as if they were lesser, anyways being boycotted was not a good experience and it hurts and hurts damn bad, being alone is a different scenario but being with people around and feeling alone is totally different and rather depressing,
Although the day 22-aug-2012 was rather fun and enjoyable thanks to friends close ones that is, but indeed as I came back I was delayed and it was time for BIL to start the good ol' collections for the lights and luminaries and I was more than amazed to figure out the way that he has expanded things, indeed he has put in lot of efforts inspite of all the crap that has been going on, he has not shot up the work but has given it a rocket boost, which indeed is appreciatively amazing, indeed his hard work is extremely relevant and appreciated.
If you recall there were posts in the blog about his boozing which were again misinterpreted and the…

Probably the Coolest Cat Ever

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Probably the Coolest Cat Ever


No, it's not photoshopped! This adorable "two-faced" kitten posted to
reddit as "the coolest cat ever" is real and even has a Facebook page. It
was actually found on a dairy farm in North Carolina and adopted almost 3
years ago in September 2009.

"She's as sweet as can be….gentle, loving, and has this little tiny kitten
like "meow" even though she is 3 now. She acts like a big baby in the way
that she loves to be babied. She doesn't bother any furniture with her
claws and uses a scratching post. She does not have one single bad
habits……she's perfect!" says the owner of the coolest cat ever.


Why are only the negatives noticed????

Something that I have simply failed to understand over time and yet again I fail to understand the same, even as these blogs keep rolling out on a daily note with me writing my personals onto them with both the negatives and the positives aloud, then why is it that the people are only extremely interested into finding just the mere negatives, why why why, why do you not see the simple positiveness that has been put, why do you just ignore the love, why do you just ignore all the feedback that has been attempted to be delivered, why is it that you have decided to just look at the negativity only, why so dudet why, you know everything yet again you choose negativity, just .....

I am just a stupid jerk who is a human and we human are pretty much prone to creating mistakes and errors and like all humans I as well am prone to the same and do my share as well, perhaps even say that my share is bigger, but again as I human I also need to vent out and perhaps this is a channel for me to vent…

A Lone Stranger: Do you follow?

Friends Never Change...

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Friends Never Change...

About True Love

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About True Love


A Very Happy and Prosperous Eid to All - 20-Aug-2012

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A Very Happy and Prosperous Eid to All  From this Eid Let us forget the past, forgive the enemies, forbid from sin,  Let us Love and Be Loved Live & Let Live



Just the way you look at it

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Just the way you look at it,

I guess I dont need to express it in words anymore...


Those who Love You

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Those who Love You


The First to Apologize

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The First to Apologize

Dil agar CPU hota

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?
A nice capture from FB from one of my pals timelines, thanks and appreciated