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The Cleaner at Microsoft

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The Cleaner at Microsoft





Here’s a short story of an unemployed man who goes to Microsoft’s office to fetch a job as a cleaner.

The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).

After the test, the manager says: You will be appointed on the scale of $30 per day, let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send a form to complete and advise you where to report for work on your first day.


Taken aback, the unemployed man protests that he is neither in possession of a computer nor of an e-mail address.

To this the MS exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed. Stunned, the man leaves.

Not knowing where to turn and only having about $10 left, he decides to buy a 10kg box of tomatoes at the supermarket.

Within less than 2 hours, he sells the tomatoes singly at 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night. And thus it dawns on the man that he could quite easily …

A Nice Story About LOVE!!!!

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A Nice Story About LOVE!!!!



I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me.

Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: “You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love.”

This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love…they try to posses it, they demand, they expect… and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you .

For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don’t expect.
Advise, but don’t order.
Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime t…

Short story of Two Lovers – The Pillars of Life

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Short story of Two Lovers – The Pillars of Life This is story of two Lovers, who finally got married, The girl was very sentimental and the guy was romantic, but on the walk of life, problems, clashes, profession came into their life. She yearn for romantic moments, time makes her husband different; his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into their marriage has disheartened her about LOVE.

One day, she finally decided that “I wanted a divorce”. “Why?” he asked.

“I am tired.” she answered.

He kept silent the whole night, seemingly in deep thought. Finally he asked “What can I do to change your mind?”

Looking into his eyes she said “Answer my question. If you can convince my heart, I will change my mind.

Let’s say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death. Will you do it for me?”

He said: ” I will give you your answer tomorrow….”

She woke up the morning, find him gone, and saw a piece…

Wo Badal Gya Par Dil Ko Yakeen Na Hua

Wo Badal Gya Par Dil Ko Yakeen Na Hua, Wo Itni Dur Ho Gya Jitna Kbhi Mere Kareeb Na Hua, Kya Khub Wafao Ka Sila Mila H ‘Kumar’ Tuzhe, Is Tarah To Rutha Kbhi Tera Naseeb Na Hua…
Ye Fasana Nhi Dil-E-Dard Mand H, Mera Har Gam Dil K Pinzare Me Band H, Kya Krega ‘Kumar’ Zamane Bhar Ki Khushiyan, Ek Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Use Rona Pasand H…
Tassavur Tera Jab Bhi Aata H, Aankho Me Ashko Ka Sailaab Lata H, Fir U Gujarta H Waqt Mera, Na Dil Ko Krar Aata H, Na ‘Kumar’ Ko Aaram Aata H…
Meri Wafao Me Asar Nhi Tha, Meri Duao Me Asar Nhi Tha, Aaya Tha Tufan Fiza Me, Mera Tabaahi-E-Manzar Dekhne, Mgar Gyi Nhi Khuda Tak ‘Kumar’ Unki Sadao Me Asar Nhi Tha…

The Strength of the Human Spirit Inspirational Sandy Survivors

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The Strength of the Human Spirit Inspirational Sandy Survivors
Post Hurricane Sandy, it is truly heartwarming to see people reach out of one another and offer help and support.
New Jersey Hospital employees made a human chain passing containers of fuel up 13 flights of stairs to the backup generator at Bellevue Hospital A rescue worker carries a boy away from his flooded home in Little Ferry, New Jersey People using Facebook to help each other A doctor in Manhattan offering free medical services Staten Island A firefighter rescuing a dog Restaurants in NYC giving away free food President Obama and Governor Chris Christie coming together despite political differences A little girl gives muffins to National Guard soldiers in Hoboken New Yorkers generate power by bicycle.
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Most Unusual Road Signs - Leh Manali Highway

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Mujh ko meri zaat k chungal se nikalo

Mujh ko meri zaat k chungal se nikalo girny lgi hon bhanwar me koi to bacha lo
Ae kash meri bhatki sochon ko raah mily tooty hoe wajood ko tum aisy sambhalo
Nafrat kahin mujh ko ghairy me na ly ly ae dost mere mujh se mujhe aa k chura lo
Dunia ki nigahon me raqabat hy ziyada jo ho sky to jaan mujhe dunia se chupa lo
Jab kuch na ban sky to bus itna hi kr do yon cheeno mujhe sb se mujhe apna bana lo

Baby Baith Pajero Mein - MP3

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A freakingly funny one, just found it funny

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Ab Do Aalam Se Sadaa-e-Saaz Aati Hai Mujhe

Ab Do Aalam Se Sadaa-e-Saaz Aati Hai Mujhe Dil ki Aahat Se Teri Aawaaz Aati Hai Mujhe,
Ya Samaat k Bharam Hai Ya kisi Naghme ki Goonj  Ek Pehchaani Howi Aawaaz Aati Hai Mujhe,
kis Ne khola Hai Hawaa Mein Gesuuon ko Naaz se Narm Rau Barasaat ki Aawaaz Aati Hai Mujhe,
Uski Naazuk Ungaliyon ko Dekh kar Aksar "Adam"  Ek Halki Si Sadaa-e-Saaz Aati Hai Mujhe

Dil k kehne pe jab lary tum thy

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Dil k kehne pe jab lary tum thy phir zamany se Q dary tum thy
naqsh thy hath ki lakeeron me dastaras se mgr pary tum thy
lakh phela simat na paye tum dil ki auqaat se bary tum thy
hum ne jis raah ka intekhab kiya us k hr moor pr khary tum thy
jany kis leher me tha main sarshaar jany kis mouj me hary tum thy
hath k lams se chalak uthy jaam ki trah bhary tum thy
kya tha! jis me ulajh gya tha main jany kis baat pr ary tum thy

Beyonce - EGO MP3 - To All Ladies with Loads of Ego

To all the ladies with loads of Ego, a ice none

Listen to It,

And if you ego doesnt mind and you

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Smog in Delhi NCR - A Hazard to people with Respiratory Problems

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New Delhi: (From : http://ibnlive.in.com/news/delhi-smog-set-alarm-bells-ringing-haze-to-continue-for-three-days/303937-3-244.html)
It's the first week of November and a thick blanket of smog has pervaded the Delhi skyline, indicating a sharp rise in pollution levels. The level of pollution in Delhi is higher than what it was last Diwali. It's taking a toll on asthma patients in the city.
The grey-white 'haze' over the national capital for the past week has set alarm bells ringing. And there seems to be no respite for the next two to three days.
With a week to go for Diwali, the national capital's nitrogen levels are worse than ever. In fact the pollution level this year were worse than the air quality recorded last year during Diwali, and the experts link the rising pollution levels to a rise in motor vehicular traffic.

For those suffering from respiratory diseases like asthma and bronchitis, the smog has hit hard. Children and the elderly remain vulnerable to in…

Haste Raho Message

Thought for the Day

Haste Raho
"Why do you like babies?", I asked my core team and I got answers like , " They are cute." "They are fearless." "They are a symbol of love." All the answers were right but they missed out on the most important reason and that was that kids smile a lot. They smile 400 times a day. While on an average, the adult smiles only 15 times per day.     Smile helps us to reduce depression, stress and balances blood pressure and more than anything it puts us in a happy state of mind. In such a state one can make better decisions and think of strategies to increase business, etc.   The mind does not know the difference between a fake and a real smile. Whenever you smile oxytocin and serotnin (happiness hormones) are released; they are also released while eating chocolates, spending times with friends, getting a promotion or good grades or when you give a hug. So practice smiling; have a small smile on your face while watchin…

Had-e-Inteha Se Bohat Aagy Unhain Chaha Hy

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Had-e-Inteha Se Bohat Aagy Unhain Chaha Hy Hum ne Wafa Se Bohat Aagy Unhain Chaha Hy
Jahan Se Lout Aany Ka Rasta Nahi Milta Us Rah Se Bohat Aagy Unhain Chaha Hy
Un se Kaho JinKi Nigah Me Muhabbat Gunah-e-Azeem Hy Humne Gunah Se Bohat Aagy Unhein Chaha Hy
Muhabbaton Me Harf-ba-Harf Mujhe Mangna Nahi Aata Main ne Aadab-e-Dua Se Bohat Aagy Unhein Chaha Hy
Hey Jaana, Zindagi ki Aas ...this indeed is just for you..... Capitalized with MADAME Black

So qissy hain milty jultay

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So qissy hain milty jultay ek Majboori theek nahi Jo kehna hai khul k keh dy yon baat adhoori theek nahi
Koi heela koi bahana koi munasib raah nikal Mujh se Aisy milty rehna ghair zaroori theek nahi
Roz mohabbat ho jati hai chalty phirty logon se Geet adhoory khuwab adhoory ye mazdoori theek nahi
Ek shikast k badly mujh ko sab k sab ilzaam na dy Kuch kuch teri baat hy sachi lekin poori theek nahi
Hum mehfil me aye yon wo peechy ja kr beth gye Hum se doori achi hai per itni doori theek nahi