Brevity...it is said....is the "Soul of Wit"

Brevity...it is said....is the "Soul of Wit". Read these & introspect.....(some are old repeats, but nevertheless, good fun - still).....

* The difference between in-laws & outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
* Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families & careers!
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong; a tax is a fine for doing well.
* Archaeologist - Someone whose career lies in ruins.
* There are two kinds of people who don't say much -
Those who are quiet & those who talk a lot.
* They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?
* Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & 'derive'.
* One nice thing about egoists - they don't talk about other people!


Some brilliant Puns:
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
3. A man running in front of a car gets tyred; a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
4. War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
6. A lion will not cheat his wife, but a Tiger wood!
7. Toilets are a great place to think; no wonder they are called "Sochalayas"...

Cheers...
:)